{"product_id":"skateboarding-tardigrade-bumper-sticker-7-5x3-75","title":"Skateboarding Tardigrade Bumper Sticker – 7.5″ × 3.75″","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour child is an honor student? Mine is a skateboarding tardigrade.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis funny bumper sticker puts a wonderfully weird spin on proud-parent car stickers, with the words “my child is a SKATEBOARDING tardigrade” and “ask me about his shredding.” A blue tardigrade rides a skateboard against a green background, ready for absolutely microscopic skatepark glory.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design features a photograph of my hand-sculpted tardigrade, bringing a little of my sculpture practice to an everyday vinyl sticker. A playful gift for skateboarders, science fans, water bear enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates oddly specific humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 7.5″ × 3.75″\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted vinyl bumper sticker featuring an original artist-made sculpture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater-resistant vinyl for indoor and outdoor use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth matte finish with UV-protective laminate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof adhesive and easy-peel backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted with Eco-Solvent inks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd some tiny-shredder energy to your car, van, or gear case. This listing is for the printed sticker, not the sculpture.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eGently brush away dust or dirt with a soft, clean, dry cloth, working from the center outward.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"7.5\" × 3.75\" \/ Rectangle \/ White","offer_id":67838646812899,"sku":"25978406341388539446","price":12.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9019\/9267\/files\/6710427597147922211_2048.jpg?v=1793204785","url":"https:\/\/thepotterspatch.com\/products\/skateboarding-tardigrade-bumper-sticker-7-5x3-75","provider":"Potter's Patch Ceramics \u0026 Design","version":"1.0","type":"link"}