Skateboarding Tardigrade Bumper Sticker – 7.5″ × 3.75″

Your child is an honor student? Mine is a skateboarding tardigrade.

This funny bumper sticker puts a wonderfully weird spin on proud-parent car stickers, with the words “my child is a SKATEBOARDING tardigrade” and “ask me about his shredding.” A blue tardigrade rides a skateboard against a green background, ready for absolutely microscopic skatepark glory.

The design features a photograph of my hand-sculpted tardigrade, bringing a little of my sculpture practice to an everyday vinyl sticker. A playful gift for skateboarders, science fans, water bear enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates oddly specific humor.

Product details

• Size: 7.5″ × 3.75″
• Printed vinyl bumper sticker featuring an original artist-made sculpture
• Water-resistant vinyl for indoor and outdoor use
• Smooth matte finish with UV-protective laminate
• Waterproof adhesive and easy-peel backing
• Printed with Eco-Solvent inks

Add some tiny-shredder energy to your car, van, or gear case. This listing is for the printed sticker, not the sculpture.

Care

Gently brush away dust or dirt with a soft, clean, dry cloth, working from the center outward.